GLITTER BOMM CRISIS

1. Get yourself together

Music helps… ALOT

Crank it all the way up (optional)

2. Get dressed

3.Go out and hit the club

4. Get pics of it that he sees (this is impotent)

You

Them

How to proceed is up to you.

First l’m like:

OH GOD SAVE ME!

Then I’m like:

What the fuck do you want bitch?

So I hang up on them like:

Oh yes I just did!

After I hang up the phone I’m like:

Bitch got some never call to talk to my mom.

But because my ex is calling to talk to my mom I’m like:

Calling to talk to my mom you so sad.